Extreme Foreskin Concerns over TS Jessie
…or, What to do with a windsock?
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Ah, is there anything so sad as a cute chick with a limp dick? Typically taboo in porn, it’s rare to see a flaccid penis placed in a hardcore context. In fact, I’ve heard tell it’s a rarity in real life as well! Shortly after I’d met my girlfriend Vix, she admitted to me that, for all the fucking she’d done in her life with the perpetual procession of penii that entails, mine was the first limp cock she’d ever encountered!! Eh, chalk it up to being consummately comfortable with each other rather than some manner of erectile dysfunction, as the only time she saw her former boyfriends naked was when they were fully erect and ready for sex and, not being one to dally about when the carnal conjunction of coitus was complete considering her find ‘em, fuck ‘em, forget ‘em attitude towards men, she never waited around to see her fuck-buddies’ erections flag flaccid in their post orgasmic aftermath.
However, being the bisexual boy that I am, I just can’t stand seeing a limp dick. It’s not that I find the flaccid phallus abhorrent - quite to the contrary, really - I just feel it’s a sure sign they’re in dire need of oral attention. In fact, having been sucked off from a flaccid state before in blowjobs gone by, I know from first-hand experience how intensely erotic it feels to be sucked sans erection. That said, for all the blowjobs I’ve given (erm, would that be from “first-mouth” experience?), I’ve never had the pleasure of entertaining a flaccid penis within my own oral orifice - to feel a blowjob buddy’s cock growing from limp lingus to throbbing, turgid erection until, at long last, exploding in an oral orgasm spurting wanton waterfalls of hot cum cascading across my tongue and ending in a deluge down my throat. *sigh* Oh well, I s’pose there’s still time.
Anyway, such were the first thoughts to cross my prurient mind when I saw the following photo of stunning blonde shemale Jessie sitting in a chair with her legs spread wide and sporting a “limp on”…
…it just gives me the irresistible erotic urge to dive between her legs and suck her to a stiffy. Then again, it seems our Jessie just needs a little cock bondage - using her nylons, no less - to achieve a throbbing erection as shown in these shemale pantyhose pics from ShemalesAndTransvestites…
…it’s just as well, I guess, as I’ve never quite got my head around (pardon the pun) exactly what to do with an uncircumcised cock. Having been born an American and thus being subject to circumcision in the first few days of my life just leaves me at a total loss. Are you supposed to peel back the foreskin and stimulate the glans of the cock head directly? Or do you just leave the penis intact - foreskin and all - and try to work with that?! Before moving to Britain, all of the cocks I’d encountered in my previous ambivalent bisexual binges were circumcised in accordance with the American tradition (so sincerest apologies to my past penis partners for any injury I’ve inadvertently inflicted). However, here in England, my cut cock is quite the rarity attracting considerable attention at the pervy parties I attend.
So, obviously, I just need more practice with a patient partner’s penis in order to hone my fellatio skills to accommodate cocks with a foreskin. Not having had much experience stimulating the uncut cock, I find foreskins fascinating and rather enjoy the pleasant surprise of a cock head popping out from its frenulum fixed folds of flesh as I take matters firmly in hand and wank it rigid. That said, when I came across the thumbnail images accompanying Jessie’s most recent video gallery for the Shemales and Transvestites site, I witnessed what I at first thought to be an alarming spectacle of extreme foreskin stretching! “What a windsock she’s got going on there!” I thought, my wife having introduced me to this unfortunate term for a long, pendulous foreskin when one presented itself at a party.
Upon seeing the actual videos, I realised that although she’s genuinely stretching her foreskin in the second thumbnail, having instead wrapped her panyhose around her penis and pulling that in the subsequent pics! Wow, now that’s a relief, as the Attack of the Foot-Long Foreskin was just a bit more than I’d be prepared to deal with. Besides, having that unusually long foreskin tickling my uvula as I sucked her down my throat during a blowjob might be enough trigger an inadvertent gag reflex! :~o Anyway, I thought I’d post the original thumbnails included with the video gallery so you could see the roots of my confusion. So, once again, here’s busty blonde shemale Jessie wanking away in masturbation videos from ShemalesAndTransvestites.com:
