Big Tits Transexuals

As you’re probably already painfully aware, I occasionally “cum” upon funny porn photos which inspire me to break into song (not aloud, mind, as my wife would probably think me a daft old bastard and have me committed out of annoyance over my incessant singing). Such was the case when I encountered the following photo of busty shemale Olivia from ShemaleYum…

…the silly song parody it inspired is, of course, anal sex oriented and sung to the tune of Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face” with these revised lyrics…

Sit on my cock and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your cock and say I love your tits, dear
I love to feel you fuck my ass
Yeah, baby, it’s a gas
But not in that way! ;~P

Sit on my cock and let me penetrate you
I’ll sit on your cock and suck you with my sphincter
Life can be bliss when we screw 96
With your dick up my ass and my dick up your ass we
Ejaculate!

…now, granted, that final anal sex scenario would quite more than likely be an anatomical impossibility (who ever heard of 96-position sex with my penis in her ass and her penis in my ass like some odd colorectal twin cock coupled anal Ouroboros anyway? besides, pondering impossible anal sex positions such as this tend to give me painful sphincter twinge just from the perverse and disturbing mental imagery they invoke!), but bliss and ninety-six did fit rather nicely into my shemale ass fucking titty ditty (albeit being a bad rhyme in retrospect). Right, then, enough waxing lyrical about tranny porn and on to the rest of the photos from this cock-assed comedy music inspiring gallery, here’s more of big cock busty transsexual Olivia from ShemaleYum.com:

        

        

        

        

Just when I thought I’d finihed blogging my last Christmas tits of this festive holiday season, along comes super sexy shemale Kimber James once again possessed by the spirit of Christmas (lovely Kimber having been the only busty transsexual to provide me with any X-rated Xmas Sex content this past year), still as the sexy shemale Santa Clause but, this time, giving some luck bloke with a boner a quickie Christmas titfuck followed by a festive foot-job until he ends up cumming on her feet! And, since she’s only gets her big boobs out topless and cleverly keeps her cock in her pants until he cums from the fantastic foot-fucking she’s administering on his penis with her ten little piggies in toe (look, I made a pun!), he probably didn’t even know she was a shemale when they started! Imagine his Christmas cock surprise when she whips her dick out and starts wanking herself off in front of the poor sexually spent lad! Then again, he really should’ve noticed her balls bulging out of her panties (unless he mistook her swollen testicles for being merely a protruding pair of unusually large labia lips and, to be perfectly honest if not a bit sexist, now that the guy’s cum on her feet in the sexual satisfaction of orgasm after a horny cock-jacking footjob well done, would he even notice that her erect cock she’s now jaking off isn’t just a giant clitoris? indeed, we should never underestimate the post-ejaculation apathy of the typical male mindset). Anyway, Christmas is over and I’m just getting silly here (that, or I’m just jealous because I havent had a footjob of my own in years) , so I’d best just get on with the busty tranny footjob photos of sexy big tits shemale pornstar Kimber James giving a foot-fuck to completion and getting cum on her toes for Christmas at TS-KimberJames.com: