Big Tits Transexuals

Two posts ago, I’d expressed a preference for voluptuous shemales over those built like a stick with tits & a cock, but I’d never really considered sheer stature as part of the equation. Hadn’t, that is, until I encountered a TS model named Prue over at Shemale Strokers. This wo/man just has an inescapable “aura of tallness” about her.

It reminded me of when Vix & I attended the Sparkle Festival in Manchester a few years back. Granted, most of those in attendance were transvestites rather than genuine shemales, but I distinctly recall the majority of them towering over my 5′9″ frame (and I’m sure their unfeasibly high stiletto heels didn’t help matters any).

The most memorable moment was when we were on the dance floor at the New Union on Canal Street (a bit of a misnomer, as it’s one of the oldest pubs in the village). Vix, who is particularly fond of “cock in a frock”, had been dancing with this immensely tall blonde transvestite who had the somewhat forward habit of rubbing his hard cock up against her as they did (and, considering that she’s a mere 5′2″ tall, his throbbing erection just so happened to be conveniently positioned precariously close to her cleavage - tit-fuck on the dance floor, anyone?)!

When I later took over with him in Vix & my shared dancing duties (during which my eyes were no higher than his nipples), I suddenly felt one of his huge hands grasp my crotch and proceed to lift me up about a foot and a half by the balls so that we were both at eye level!! Needless to say I was shocked, not so much by his actions (as he’d already demonstrated a penchant for lewdness whilst dancing with Vix) nor even my unexpected elevation, but rather because his hand was so big that my testicles were cupped neatly within his palm and I didn’t feel a thing!

This surprisingly painless memory came flooding back when I encountered busty blonde Prue over at ShemaleStrokers. A transsexual of truly Amazon proportions, I expect that she’d tower over me in much the same manner as our tall TV dance partner in Manchester’s gay village. Thus, although I do find Prue attractive, I can’t get over the potential intimidation factor of her height - not unlike those early experiences as a teenager in high school where all the more rapidly developing girls seemed taller than me. Who’d have known I’d feel that way again in my 40s?!

No, give me the short, stubby shemales every time. It’s a shame, really, as Prue has precisely the sorts of voluptuous curves - tits & ass especially - that I so love in a woman. But who among us can escape the fear that, whilst kneeling before Prue to suck her big cock into your mouth for an impromptu blowjob with her slender, long legs draped over your shoulders, that she might - in a moment of orgasmic ecstasy - inadvertently wrench your head between her strong, athletic thighs and crush your skull like a walnut?!

Okay, so perhaps it’s just me. For the rest of you not beset by such irrational fears, here’s Amazon shemale Prue from ShemaleStrokers.com:

        

        

        

        

What has four tits, a cock and a pussy? A hermaphrodite with a tight-fitting bra?! No, it’s busty blonde transsexual Vicki Richter & pornstar Tyla Wynn!! [Apologies for my juvenile attempt at humour there but, having now spent some time in the world of shemale porn, I’ve discovered that it’s somewhat of a rarity to see shemales fucking girls (although I have found the odd specialty site that caters to that particular sex combo).]

That was my first thought when I came across this most incredible series of photos & videos starring Vicki & Tyla at Shemale Strokers. Granted, it’s not so much a fuck as it is some superb oral sex with little Tyla taking Vicki’s big she-cock deep-throat stylie in some of the horniest sloppy blowjob action I’ve seen in quite some time! But, before we get to that, I suppose the polite thing to do would be introduce you to the cast…

        

        

        

…Vicki Richter is, of course, no stranger here. We’d first met her several months ago when I blogged her personal site. Then, within a matter of mere days, we got to watch as Vicki gave a blowjob to Holly Sweet. Thus, I suppose it’s only fair that she now gets to be the recipient of such oral gratification, but with the sexy Tyla Wynn acting as designated cock-sucker this time (and cock-sucker extraordinaire she is indeed!). Ah, but I’m to be getting a bit ahead of myself, aren’t I?

Back to the beginning, this video starts out quite innocently with Vicki wanting nothing more than a simple Swedish massage from therapist Tyla, who proceeds to work on her back, bum & boobs before peeling Vicki’s towel away to commence kneading her thighs. It’s at this point that Tyla sees that her presumedly female client has a cock - and one now rigidly aroused to erection in an instinctive response to the intensely sensual manipulation being administered over the rest of her body!

The feigned surprise is priceless (especially when, in reference to her client’s cock, pornstar Tyla claims that she’s “never seen one of those before”!) until it all gives way to erotic curiosity, prompting Tyla to offer some additional stress relief to Vicki’s obviously tense throbbing penis. Perhaps the sexiest moment comes when Vicki asks if this will be a “full service massage” and, upon answering in the affirmative, Tyla suddenly becomes insatiably ravenous for shemale cock!

What follows this sexy 10-minute intro is a veritable half-hour orgy of intense oral sex with Tyla taking Vicki’s cock any which way she can whilst rubbing her pussy to double the pleasure and ultimately culminating in Vicki cumming all over her face & tits (and quite the cumshot it is, too, seemingly going on and on until Tyla’s just saturated). Oh, and it would be terribly remiss of me not to mention that there’s a nice titfuck and a plenty of handjob action thrown in for good measure as well. ;~)

But I expect that some video clips could tell the story far better than I, so we’ll just pick it up from the moment masseuse Tara Wynn became aware that her client Vicki Richter had more than a little bit extra going on down below in these videos from ShemaleStrokers.com:

    

    

    

Those of you who’ve visited My BBW Site are well aware that, in addition to big tits, I’m quite partial to women with a bit of flesh on their bones. Plumpers, BBWs, Rubenesque, voluptuous - call them what you will, but I’d rather have a girl with a nice measure of natural body fat than some bony “stick with tits” - more cushion for the pushin’, as they say, which is precisely why the wife calls me a chubby chaser.

Now, with men, I’m quite the opposite: Even the slight appearance of a beer belly or love handles and I’m totally turned off. No, males should be slender in build - ectomorphic, even - perhaps with a bit of muscles, perhaps not (I’m not bothered, really, although I do find the muscular body-builder look totally unattractive in both males and females).

Which brings us conveniently to the “third sex”: Transsexuals. Curiously - although I’m not surprised, considering they share some of the traits of both genders - my ideal is pretty much a middle-of-the-road amalgamation of my male & female preferences. While I’m not at all fond of fat shemales (basically what I would otherwise consider to be “pleasingly plump” in females), I don’t like those with a particularly masculine build either.

It’s a bit of a sensitive balance, really, and I suppose it’s due to the fact that I like my trannies to have predominantly feminine characteristics - big breasts, round asses and an overall soft, curvy figure (of course there’s the cock, too, but that’s merely a bonus (or again, if you’re totally straight and not bi-curious in the least, just try to think of it as a giant clitoris!)). ;~)

Thus, for today’s blog, I decided to visit Shemale Strokers to seek out some shemale specimens fitting this body type. The first ample example I chanced upon was Brazilian TS Danyella Rodriguez. Her 36DDD big tits, slightly plump tummy, nicely rounded ass and acceptably hefty thighs fit the mold perfectly - built like a real woman (if real women had cocks, that is) and just voluptuous enough for a wallowing, comfy fuck. Here’s DDD-cup Danyella Rodriguez from ShemaleStrokers.com…

        

        

        

…however, if you should feel that Danyella extends to far into the big beautiful shemales category for your own tastes (hmm, I wonder if there’s such a thing as a BBTS niche in porn?), I found one further example that, although decidedly more slender, nonetheless epitomises some the soft & sexy feminine physical features I would find so irresistably provocative in a potential partner: TS Tiffany.

Billing herself as “a long blonde white TS with a little more to love”, Tiffany is someone who just just be teetering on the border of my attractiveness scale if she were a woman. A little too thin and having breasts too small for my typical tastes, I’d be wont to overlook her if she didn’t have a cock (which has actually proven to be quite the revelation for me!)…and, if she were a man, I’d no doubt think her too soft & chubby!

Blimey, I guess it just goes to show that my preference in transsexuals is totally different than what it would be for either of the other sexes! As a means of illustration, here’s beautiful busty blonde (and seductively sultry) TS Tiffany from ShemaleStrokers.com…

        

        

        

…oh, before I go, I’d like to offer just one more shred of evidence in support of my pleasingly plump transsexual thesis: A brief video clip of TS Tiffany masturbating. I selected this segment specifically to showcase how her sensually soft belly jiggles as she slaps her semi-hard cock onto her abdomen to get fully erect before wanking herself off to a most magnificent cumshot (in fact, the orgasm itself was shot in spit-screen so that we can watch the look of erotic ecstasy on her face as she cums herself sticky!).

So, if you still feel that shemales shouldn’t have a smidgen of surplus flesh to round out their womanly curves in the manner of a true feminine goddess, take a look at this sexy masturbation video of stunning TS Tiffany jacking off for us ShemaleStrokers.com and see if it doesn’t help shift your mindset just a little toward “the plumper side of life”: ;~)

I was cruising for trannies the other day when I came across a photo that I found particularly horny. Because it wasn’t watermarked with a site name or anything, however, I had no idea where it came from or who the beautiful busty blonde shemale wanking away in the pic might be (and, for that, I blame the perspective, provocatively posed though it may be)…

…lingering on it for a while (as you do), it dawned on me that this might well be the self-same Tgirl that my bisexual wife became besotted with in her “Tits and Ass? WTF?!?” blog - you know, the one she said had smaller boobs than her but an ass to die for (the latter because Vix believes her butt to be non-existant and covets pretty much all of the voluptuous, round asses she encounters (personally, I think Vix has a rather nice ass, but I suppose it’s her opinion that counts and not mine (then again, you wouldn’t believe the times she’s put on clothes and then asked me, “Does my bum look small in this?!” (ah, the trials of married life)))).

Sorry, I seemed to have been getting off on my wife’s ass for a moment. Where was I? As, yes, if indeed this was the same wo/man, that would mean that she’s none other than shemale Mariana whom I’d blogged here a while back! That being the case, it should be easier to seek out the particular photo shoot from whence came the picture above. In the course of my quest, I happened upon a site called Exclusive Tgirls which seemed to feature a goodly amount of Mariana, so I decided to take a good look around.

The first fine photos I found of Mariana on the site had me wholeheartedly concurring with Vix: This beautiful blonde with big tits was an absolute stunner and, although I’ve never been much of an ass man, I could certainly see what she was saying…

        

…but I fear that if someone built like the lovely Mariana ever wound up in bed between the two of us, it could potentially trigger a serious marital dispute! Who would get to ravage her first?! Then again, I suppose that marriage is all about sharing, so we’d probably just go at her together in a sort of tag-team fucking action gone wrong.

I’d prefer to start at the top, running my fingers through Mariana’s long blonde hair whilst tasting her sweet lips with my tongue. Stroking downward through her hair and across her shoulder, I’d allow my hand to settle upon the side of her breast, running my thumb over the nipple as I squeezed the ample amalgamation of tit-flesh and silicone. Raising up onto my knees, I’d replace my tongue with my cock in her mouth for a nice, leisurely blowjob as I continued to fondle her big breasts with abandon.

Meanwhile, I imagine Vix would be making her way up Mariana’s slender legs, one hand on each thigh as she ascended ever further toward the bum she so covets. Then, reaching around Mariana’s hips, she’d begin kneading her ass cheeks firmly with both hands, thus placing her head into an ideal position for a blowjob. Sliding her tongue up the length of Mariana’s shaft, she’d at long last take the whole of Mariana’s uncircumcised penis into her mouth, sucking the cock-head free of its foreskin.

[By the way, Mariana, if you’re reading this and any of it sounds the least bit appealing, you know where to reach us! ;~)]

After that relaxed bit of sexy foreplay, I expect we’d just leave Mariana lying supine as she is on the bed for Vix her straddle her hips and mount her throbbing cock cowgirl style, leaning forward to rest her big breasts on the cushion provided by Mariana’s below. Seizing the opportunity, I’d ease myself up behind Vix and slowly slide my own erect cock into her pussy alongside Mariana’s for some DVP action, our two cocks rubbing against each other in counter rhythm inside Vix until we all cum together.

Sure, it’s wishful thinking, as always - but one can dream, can’t they? After all, Vix & I have always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a shemale - big tits and a hard cock in one convenient package - we’ve just never had the opportunity (as yet). The only thing I find mildly disturbing with Mariana is this obvious obsession with cherries. I’ve seen her with a bowl of cherries in two photo shoots so far, and I’m frankly not fond of the little red fuckers - not to mention being afraid that, if I made one wrong move, Mariana might stuff a Cherry pit in my penis! :~P

I suppose it’s a risk I’d be willing to take, though, especially after seeing these photos of busty blonde shemale Mariana masturbating with her trusty bowl of cherries ever to hand at ExclusiveTgirls.com:

        

        

        

        

        

My birthday is coming up this Friday, and I can think of no better gift (well, apart from a couple bottles of absinthe, but Vix usually gets me those anyway) than for E-cup TS Holly Sweet to get back into modelling. It’s not gonna happen, though, is it? More’s the pity…

Still, I was thinking about Holly today when I ran across the following preview photos from Shemale-Club. For some reason, it took me back to my youth, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. Then, it suddenly dawned on me: With her tapered face framed by straight blonde hair, Holly reminded me of Marcia Brady from the late’60s / early-’70s sitcom “The Brady Bunch”! Well, except for the fact that Holly’s decidedly taller, more voluptuous and has much bigger tits (and, yes, I was going to mention the minor detail of Holly having a penis too, but, since we never got to see Marcia Brady nude, we’ll never really know for sure, now, will we?)! ;~)

I was a little too young in those pre-pubescent years to appreciate the allure that Marcia held for the “older boys”, although my brother was an ardent fan. In fact, I’m still can’t quite grasp it. But, then again, I’ve never been into the skinny chicks. I can’t help but wonder, however, what my brother might think of Holly Sweet (considering the resemblance)? It would be fun to find out, showing him those first sexy photos in the series where that cleavage revealing plunge top only serves to accentuate her stunningly huge breasts. But, ultra-conservative Puritan that he is, he’d likely have a heart attack when Holly whipped her dick out, so I’d best not.

In retrospect, I’m quite certain that the actress who played Marcia Brady wasn’t a ladyboy at all, especially considering that she’s had a daughter since (which just goes to show that there simply aren’t enough TGirls on the TV (well, apart from UK Big Brother housemate & winner Nadia Almada (oh, and then there’s 18-year-old Scottish pre-op transsexual Sam Brodie who was on a later series of the same show (blimey, that British Big Brother sure stocks up on the shemales, don’t they? (and good for them, I say! (unless they’re just exploiting their transgendered contestants’ status for gratuitous sensationalist shock value in the mainstream media, of course (now, if I can just work my way out of these parentheses, I’ll continue))))))). Ah, that’s better!

Anyway, I was thrilled to discover that Holly had done some modelling work for Shemale-Club, as said site is rapidly becoming a personal favourite in catering to my preference for busty blonde shemales (including my erstwhile present and profoundly well-hung “replacement” for Holly in her retirement, incomparable big-titted cock-monster Elisangela Marques!). Any site that can give me all that and include a fair bit of sweet Holly in the process is definitely tops in my book. So here she is, 36EE shemale superstar (and Marcia Brady lookalike, imho) Holly Sweet at Shemale-Club.com:

        

        

        

        

Footjobs are a curious fetish that I’ve never really come to grips with (”grip” being the operative word there as, unless you’re a non-human primate endowed with dextrous digits and a fair measure of flexibility in your feet, maintaining a firm grasp on your partner’s penis would be problematic at best). However, I do know a good number of individuals who get off - both figuratively and literally - on the idea of a foot-job.

I received my first (and only) footjob at a Burger King. I was sitting in a booth opposite my best friend and his girlfriend casually sipping a vanilla milkshake when I suddenly feel toes stroking my left inner thigh. Within mere moments my cock had gone rigidly erect, straining down the leg of my too-tight jeans. Glancing across the table, my mate’s girlfriend’s wry smile confirmed that it was her administering the pedestrian stimulus. As this was getting somewhat painful despite the intense arousal, I surreptitiously unzipped my jeans so that I could “make an adjustment”, relocating my throbbing hard-on upwards in line with my zipper.

She took this as an open invitation and thrust her toes into my gaping fly to take hold of my raging erection with both feet. Curling her toes tightly inwards, she released my cock from its confines and began slowly stroking up and down, flexing her ankles gently to avoid detection by the boyfriend sitting precariously close to her. As enjoyable as this foot-sex sensation was as she continued wanking me with her toes, I was so self-conscious from the fast-food crowd milling about that I reached one hand down to my lap to stop her masturbatory motion and put my cock - already moist with pre-cum - back safely in my trousers. The disappointed pout that met my eyes as I looked up was almost too much to bear, making me feel almost guilty for not allowing her to continue. *sigh*

Gia Darling goes a lot farther that I did in exercising her foot fetish, first forcing her captive consort to suck her toes and lubricate her feet with his saliva before grasping her ankles tightly together in order to engage in a standing foot-fuck, her big breasts bouncing all the while as he thrusts his prick repeatedly into the cleavage created between the soles of her feet. Gia responds to this arousal by grasping his bald head firmly and shoving her own cock in his mouth for a face-fuck style blow-job and then, tying her manservant up with ropes, proceeds to whip and fuck his ass.

As the sexual tension builds to a climax, Gia compassionately releases her male fuck-buddy from his bondage so that he, as she continues to pound his asshole in a one woman orgy or anal sex, can masturbate and cum on her tits. Ah, the things that a simple footjob can lead to. Alas, if only we’d not been in a Burger King when I’d had the pleasure of a foot-fuck. But that’s by the by - at least I have my memories of sex gone by to fall back upon and can live vicariously through the foot fetish photos and videos of busty shemale Gia Darling and her erstwhile bound boyfriend at TSSeduction.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

Unless you’re just sitting on your own having a wank, I’ve always been of the belief that sex should be a two-way endeavour with an aim toward mutual satisfaction. I define “sex” as any physical contact with another human being’s sexual organs (although the wife disagrees with me, limiting her own definition to actual coitus (which is why I added the parentheses in the title), thus making the prospect of “shemale sex” itself impossible, lest it be with a genuine gender female). But I digress…

Anyway, when I encountered the following gallery for Shemale Library, it struck me that the male in this twosome, despite the obvious romantic gesture of presenting his girlfriend Kitty with a rose made from red lace panties and sharing a brief snog, was a somewhat selfish lover. Not only does he refrain from intimate contact with her genitalia, he doesn’t even touch her tits! With that attitude and lack of reciprocal attention, it makes me wonder if he’s aware that Kitty has a cock of her own!!

Now, I enjoy a blowjob as much as anyone else, but wouldn’t it be more thoughtful to return the favour?! Even a nice handjob would at least show some appreciation for Kitty’s cock-sucking skills! Then again, I have known people who simply like to suck cock so much that it’s become their primary source of pleasure, so perhaps Kitty’s one of those orally obsessed sorts. Eh, who can say? Whatever the case may be, here’s TGirl Kitty administering oral attention to her boyfriend at ShemaleLibrary.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

MyTrannyMovies… Sounds like a domain name Vix & I would come up with, doesn’t it? I mean, we’ve already got MyBoobSite, MyPenisSite & MyBBWSite, so the obvious extension to our porn blogs would be to begin hosting our own content and naming the sites in a similar vein! However, this one’s not ours. Instead, it’s run by a straight bloke named Craig who’s been collecting transsexual videos ever since he discovered the joy of TGirls in Miami.

And collect he does, as MyTrannyMovies is populated by a most extensive selection encompassing almost every shemale sex act imaginable: tranny masturbation, trannies fucking girls, trannies fucking guys (and vice versa), all the way through to tranny threesomes and shemale groupsex! What turned me on to the site initially was the very first video gallery I’ve featured below, as I thought the busty transsexual star enjoying the sexual attentions of two men looked suspisciously like Holly Sweet (I was wrong, though - her name’s Crystal) as she stood there snogging one whilst the other sucks her off.

In addition to the lovely Crystal’s MMTS threesome, I’ve rounded out today’s videos with a nice Jacuzzi wank with shemale Maria, TS Alex and her boyfriend Axel sharing a passionate fuck on the couch (hmmm, I wonder if they’ve considered that their names are actually anagrams of each other?) and, last but not least, transsexual Julia getting a blowjob from female fuck-buddy Laurie before shoving her throbbing she-cock into Laurie’s wet pussy without the slightest consideration that her girlfriend might be the least bit self-conscious over the fact that Julia’s transgendered tits are bigger than hers!

But enough of my feeble descriptions. They say that a picture is worth a thousand words (which would make these video clips, at 29.97fps, worth precisely 29,970 words per second), so I’ll let the steamy shemale action speak for itself in these videos from MyTrannyMovies.com:

    

    

    

    

When I decided to start this blog, I went into it knowing full well that it would not be an easy task to find shemales with a bust-size beyond an E-cup. Thus, I acquiesced to a C- or D-cup being my absolute minimum definition of what constituted busty transsexuals. At the time, however, I had not considered Hentai & anime as potential (albeit occasional) resources to call upon in finding particularly well-endowed trannies!

The fact of the matter is, I’m not at all knowledgeable on the ins and outs of Hentai or anime, and have had a serious cock-up in the past when I attempted to feature such on MyBoobSite and being subsequently told that the 3D cartoon tits on that particular blog were anything but. Fair point, really, as I’d never really paid much attention to porn that wasn’t based upon real flesh & blood people (the sundry silicone supplements sometimes used to enhance my favourite feature notwithstanding).

This all changed, however, when I received an e-mail from a site called “Shemales of Hentai” inviting me to take a look at what they had to offer. So I did, and was surprised to see some of the most beautiful and erotic art I’d ever encountered! The only bone of contention I had with the site was that there were very few shemales there (my concept of such being your typical chicks-with-dicks pre-op transsexuals). No, what I found there - and in great abundance, I might add - were hermaphrodites.

True hermaphrodites are quite rare, of course, but when you can just draw your own, that shifts the balance considerably. For example, only in anime could one conceive of hermaphrodite super-heroes who, with a mighty cum-blast from their massive she-cocks, could incapacitate criminals in the sticky spray of semen (I suppose they could use their pussies in a defensive manner as well, leaving a slippery trail of slime upon which their pursuers slide uncontrollably or, barring that, attract and army of feline followers to ravage their angry aggressors (sorry about that!)).

Likewise, in animation, there’s literally no sexual act, no matter how creative, perverse or downright anatomically impossible, that you can’t depict in cartoon form (I became painfully aware of this when the wife blogged dendrophilia a while back)! Autofellatio? No problem. Self tit-fucking? No problem. A horny, horned hermaphrodite with huge tits and an unfeasibly large penis probing the pussy of a winged succubus sex partner whilst her own cunt oozes copiously at the base of her cock from the profound pleasure of penile penetration? You guessed it - no problem!

Indeed the fantasy aspects of Hentai & anime are truly boundless. And, much like the fine lady who introduced me to this artform after blushing over the fact that it made her quim quiver in quite the way that it did, I, too, found myself ever-so-slightly embarrassed that I could get so turned on by “mere cartoon sex”. In order to illustrate what got me so unexpectedly hot and bothered, including all of the sex acts depicted in the paragraph above, here are but a few of the Hentai hermaphrodites and anime shemales I encountered in my visit to ShemalesOfHentai.com:

        

        

        

        

        

        

        

Looking over my blog entries for the past fortnight or so, I fear that I might be giving everyone the mistaken impression that all shemales are blonde. While that’s certainly not the case, I realise that I do tend to give busty blondes preferential treatment both in blogging and in real life. Thus, I can only apologise for my apparent discrimination.

In an effort to make up for this and restore a bit of balance to my blog, I’ve decided to go out on a limb and feature a redhead today (although I do feel bad stealing the title from my other blog - so much for creativity). Truth is, I like redheads as well, long having considered them genetically superior since all the ginger girls I went to school with seemed to have bigger breasts than everyone else! Sure, that may be mere coincidence, but when you couple it with the fact that the biggest tits I’ve had the pleasure of fucking (38Gs, they were!) belonged to a gorgeous redhead, it’s frankly surprising that I’m so partial to blondes (although I suppose the wife may have something to do with that particular fetish).

And so, I’ve sought out an appropriate transsexual redhead - big boobs and all - to feature in today’s blog. Although I don’t know her name (but would be appreciative of anyone who could enlighten me on such), I feel that this lovely young chick-with-a-dick in pigtails might well be an ideal antidote to the excessive blondeness of late. Here she is courtesy of DicksyChicks.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Mariana Cordoba is one talented transsexual. Just when I thought I’d seen everything, I’m suddenly exposed to the fine art of self-titfucking whilst casually perving over the all of the lovely TS ladies at TSLadies.com!

Now, I enjoy a nice tit-fuck as much as anyone else, but to be able to give one to yourself, whenever you wanted, would just be the bees bollox! Of course, when you’re as well-hung as Mariana and just happen to have a convenient pair of big boobs positioned perfectly at chest height, I guess it “cums” easy. ;~) For that matter, I’ll bet she could have a good go at autofellatio as well (the photo where her tongue doesn’t quite reach her uncircumcised cock head below notwithstanding, as there are plenty of alternative positions in which to indulge in successful self-sucking)!

Just imagine the conundrums this could cause for the well-endowed shemale: You’re sitting at home alone - hot, hard & horny as hell - in desperate need of a wank. But do you treat yourself to a titfuck or opt for the blowjob? Titfuck or blowjob?? What a dilemma!! Honestly, if it were me - lazy bastard that I am - I’d probably conclude, “Nah, I’ll just jack-off and jizz all over my tits!” Problem solved (save for the fact that I have no tits of my own).

But shemales with big tits and a huge cock like Mariana Cordoba don’t have to imagine…for her, it’s a reality…and one that she’s thoughtfully chosen to share with us through these preview photos from TSLadies.com:

        

        

        

        

        

I was puttering through what must be the largest collection of tranny porn I’ve ever encountered - The Grooby Archives with their amalgamation of content from sundry shemale sites including nearly 2,000 models, about 340,000 pics from 3,800+ photo sets and over a thousand videos representing a veritable history of transsexual erotica (a tedious task, I know) - when I came across an attractive TS named Domy.

Apart from her obvious blondeness (which I prefer), what struck me most about this particular T-Girl were her nipples. Granted, her tits aren’t that big (by my standards), but I must say that I was remarkably impressed with the size and shape of her areolas! From what I’ve seen so far on the shemale scene, large areolas appear to be quite the rarity, as it’s much more common to encounter the typically small areolas which betray the masculine origins of the transgendered model.

Not so with Domy, and I’m most curious as to what sort of areola expanding exercises or procedures she might have undergone to achieve this! Anyway, sorry to digress into smaller breasts, but since I don’t have a blog called Big Areola Transsexuals, I thought I’d share her uniqueness here. Thus, a few photos of Domy from the Grooby-Archive.com:

        

        

        

        

Today’s entry was inspired by a somewhat disturbing comment that was left on Vix’ cock blog regarding a beautiful busty blonde shemale she’d featured in a post entitled “Tits and Ass? WTF?!?“. While I do feel the pedantic need to correct spelling, I’ll leave its original grammar and punctuation intact…

Tim wrote:

Boy o Boy she is extremely beautiful, WOW! If she had not shown her shemale dick I would of thought that she was a pure woman not a shemale, and boy I wish I was really, truly married to her because she is that extremely beautiful and take care of her cock by putting her cock in a totally enclosed metal chastity pod that locks behind the balls to prevent removal then destroy all of the keys and destroy the key hole slot too and then love her just like any beautiful female using her asshole as my pussy and making her only wear sexy dresses and skirts and sexy shoes I like and love her as my prized hot trophy wife. “She Is This HOT!”

…erm, Tim? I think you’re missing the point a bit there, mate! The stunning blonde transsexual to whom you’re referring is called Mariana and to lock her cock in a box would unjustly rob her of any sexual pleasure for herself. Now, is that in the least bit fair?! I don’t think so!!

Yes, despite her decidedly feminine appearance and big, beautiful breasts, Mariana has a cock - so deal with it! It’s part of what makes her so special. Does the fact that you “fancy the pants off her” (figuratively speaking, of course) render you so sexually insecure that you have to re-cast her into your desired gender mould? Worse yet, does it make you gay?!

No, Tim, I don’t think anything can “make you gay” (although the idea that you want to use her asshole as your own personal pussy does bring some questions to light (hmm, maybe if you let Mariana’s uncircumcised cock out of the box, she’d let you fuck her foreskin (which, in turn, brings to mind curious imagery of a gential variation on those old Chinese finger traps))).

Instead, I believe this is merely a symptom of the archaic attitudes toward sexuality that society has Puritaniaclly imposed upon us. As Vix would say, “We’re all mammals,” so if you find someone who turns you on, regardless of gender, why not just go for it - as long as you stay safe - and have a bit of sexy, sensual fun? Ah, but I digress and will get off my soapbox now.

The truth is, statistics have shown that a majority of the individuals who surf shemale porn are straight males, and I sincerely believe they’re driven to such sites simply out of curiosity. In her recent “I’m not gay, but…” blog, Vix addresses a similar phenomenon, explaining why perfectly heterosexual males would embark upon a sort of “genital quest” to see other men’s cocks.

It makes perfect sense, really. For a straight male who’s not into the groupsex scene, it’s rare that you’d get to see anyone else’s wedding tackle in a turgid state. Personally, I had never seen another man’s erect penis until my first threesome experience (and the fact that the other male in this MMF menage a trois had a 10-inch boner left me feeling a tad inadequate!).

But we do like to compare, don’t we? Sure, you’ve got a cock & balls and you know what they look like, but how does yours “stack up” to others’? Perhaps I’m wrong, but I’m thinking that the straight man’s pursuit of shemales is based upon the opportunity to see male genitalia on what otherwise appears to be a mostly female body, and thus “safer for your sexuality” should you find yourself becoming mildly aroused since there are tits involved.

Who can say? All I know is that I do concur with Tim’s point that Mariana is indeed a stunning creature, and so I’ve decided that a little more of this beautiful busty blonde shemale is in order, courtesy of WildShemale.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007 was a sad day for busty shemale lovers the world over. It was the day that stunning E-cup blonde TS Holly Sweet announced her retirement. Between the grief she’d suffered from an unfathomably bad experience with her old website and deciding that starting a new site of her own was just too much to deal with, Holly ultimately decided that she’s “just not a web site kinda girl” and, by the end of this Summer, our beloved Holly Sweet will be no more. :~(

Not only that, but Holly is planning on having her breast implants removed and replaced with “something a little more fitting of [her] age and body type”. Alas. Holly did, however, say in her good-bye letter that she’s thoroughly enjoyed her time with the on-line shemale scene in the adult industry and has had a great deal of fun shooting movies, being nominated for awards and appearing as covergirl on various magazines. She’s also most appreciative of the love and lust of her many fans and offered up a hearty “thanks to all” from the bottom of her heart. :~)

Admittedly I’m getting a bit personal here, but I’ve always said throughout the course of my life that I’d never “take one up the arse”. That said, when some insidious impostor masquerading as 36EE Holly responded to Vix’ & my “well-endowed couple seeks busty transsexual” ad on a swingers’ site some time ago with an offer we couldn’t refuse, I had to seriously contemplate reconsidering my stance on anal sex! The opportunity to have this beautiful buxom blonde sharing our bed, regardless of gender (or transgender, as the case may be), was by far too good to resist.

Thus, I must offer my ultimate respect to the T-girl who unknowingly forced me to push my rules and boundaries aside to consider an experience that I had, until seeing her, found sexually abhorrent. You changed my life, Holly Sweet, and for that I thank you. I’ve no doubt that your womanly curves and voluptuous femininity make you the envy of shemales everywhere. As the artist formerly known as Prince wrote and Sinead O’Connor subsequently and most aptly emoted, truly, “Nothing compares to you.”

So best of luck, Holly, in wherever your new life takes you - you shall be sorely missed. As for the rest of us, we are but left to live vicariously through your thankfully massive body of past work. And, in that spirit, I offer up what may well be Holly Sweet’s last appearance as a transsexual superstar for her dear friend Foxy Angel at FoxyAngel.com: