Big Tits Transexuals

Having spent most of my time lately obsessed with sexual mutants and big cocks on dick girls to the point of distraction, I began thinking it’d be nice to have a real penis to keep me company on all those cold nights at sea. Sure, it’d be nice to find a busty shemale well-endowed with a long, girthy meat treat satisfy my unrequited lust, but a toyboy with a big boner would do just as well (meh, boys or girls, I’m not bothered - sexually ambivalent slut that I am). In fact, I’ve been trolling the Large Penis Support Group forums lately but, as yet, no one’s taken the bait of a beardy blowjob whilst my wife distracts them with her big tits in their face (and her detachable penis, should they be that way inclined).

On the home front here at BigTitsTransexuals, I’ve identified two potential big cock candidates in the shemale arena who could probably satisfy my oral fixation for something to suck on - Adriana Rodriques & Mariana Cordoba from Shemale-Club. While these two latina lovelies with large breasts are certainly well-endowed down below as well, I’d really need to combine the two to get my ideal penis. You see, Mariana has this big fat cock with just enough lip stretching girth to keep my cum hungry gob happy but Adriana’s got a nice long penis with a nice taper which is more genitally attractive to me. Then again, Elisangela Marques has a nice fat cock as well but need a bit more phallic length for my taste in penis sucking). Bugger, I’m never going to find my ideal blowjob buddy, am I?

That being the sad state of affairs, I can but live in hopes of my phallic fantasy being fulfilled in the future by someone with a big boner in desperate need of a blowjob. Until then, I can but dream and perve over some sexy shemale cock that suits my standards - albeit having to have their big cocks combined into the perfect penis - with Adriana Rodriques & Mariana Cordoba at Shemale-Club.com:

        

        

Tearing myself away from my large phallus lust for a moment, I stumbled upon this super cute shemale with big tits and a respectable erection ripe for the sucking named Ellen Silva at Shemale-Club. Although she’s got an average size penis too small for my size queen standards, she’s nonetheless a stunning specimen of shemale beauty whom I’d not throw out of bed should the opportunity arise.

However, as much as I love giving blowjobs, Ellen is one busty cocksucker with whom I’d want to be on the receiving end of oral sex since - wait for it! - she’s got braces on her teeth and, indeed, there’s nothing quite like a braces blowjob (this particularly deviant dental fetish having been visited via the virtue of likewise orally endowed magnificent metal mouth Paulette Lawer previously on the blog).

And so, here’s a bit of busty blonde Latina shemale Ellen Silva with her big boobs and and beautiful braces in softcore & hardcore photos & videos from Shemale-Club.com:

        

        

    

    

Wow. Spend a week off the blog and suddenly I’m presumed dead. At least that’s what Tranny Lvr X thought when he posted this comment: “Over a week and still no update? Did Reese die? Dibs on his wife!” Well, TLX, sorry to disappoint, but I’m alive and well. I’ve just been a bit busy of late configuring a new blog so that I can indulge in my huge cock fantasy without offending those of you who’ve grown weary of the sham shemales with faux phalluses I’ve been posting from time to time. Check it out…

…as for having dibs on my wife, you’ll have to consult her on that one (no, wait, it seems she’s already posted her reply). In the meantime, on to today’s topic of transsexual threesomes: Although I’ve enjoyed many menage at trois MMF and FFM threesomes in my life, it is with great sadness that I must say I’ve never had the profound pleasure of threesome sex with transsexuals (erm, would that be a TTM 3some? (’though I’d be perfectly happy with TFM as well)). And, even worse than that, I’ve never even had the opportunity to have sex with a shemale one-on-one before! :~(

If I ever was lucky enough to be in with a chance on such a compelling carnal combination, however, I dare say that my fantasy dream threesome would have to be super sexy busty shemales TS Jessie & Kelly Shore. What could be better than sex with a pair of big tits blondes with boners to boot? Well, I certainly can’t think of anything (apart from herm sex, perhaps)! And so, here are stunning shemales TS Jessie & Kelly Shore in transsexual threesome fucking with some lucky bloke at TS-Jessie.com:

        

        

        

        

        

Well, my recent Biggest Penis Prom Queen blog certainly inspired an inciteful comment from natural cock advocate Tranny Lvr X who wrote, “NO, MORE, FAKE, COCKS!” Kinda reminds me of how readers react when I post fake tits on my boob blog (although most of those contain at least the minimum RDA of genuine breast flesh along with the silicone based mammary enhancement modules) and, while I agree that there ain’t nothing like the real thing where any manner of genitalia is concerned, I must also admit to appreciating the surgical wonder of breast augmentation as it allows babes with small boobs to join the big rack ranks of the busty well-endowed women I so adore).

Prosthetic penises are another matter altogether, though, and I’m not sure how well I’d take to those in real life, having only had the experience of playing with my wife’s cock so far (which, although said artificial anatomical addition matches the light skin-tone of her real genitals quite nicely, it’s terribly unresponsive when it comes to sex and just lays limp & lifeless even in the most lurid & lustful sexual situations). I’d really like to have a go on a more lifelike large penis like Rachel’s ejaculating on demand in enormous orgasms of sperm-free goodness. Then again, I’d be quite curious to know what her fake cum tasted like before committing my cum hungry mouth to a big cock blowjob on her behalf.

Ah, but on to real large penises as are the prime phallic feature on such extremely well-endowed shemales like Naomi from Latina Tranny. Tell you what, Tranny Lvr X: If you can find me a genuine pre-op transsexual with breasts as big as Holly Sweet’s and a real penis with death defying dick dimensions similar to Naomi’s colossal cock, I’d be a happy man and vow to dedicate my blog to her. The closest I’ve come to fulfilling my ideal shemale dream girl fantasy has been with the lovely Elisangela Marques, although I do wish she had a bigger penis to go with those terrific tits.

Then again, even Naomi’s massive cock isn’t all that it seems, it’s genital girth having been enhanced to elephantine enormity with a penis pump whose effects upon one’s erotic endowment are short-lived at best. However, her temporarily inflated penis does serve as a good size guide for the sort of lip-stretching girth I’m looking for in a blowjob buddy. And so, by means of illustration, here’s lovely huge penis Naomi and and her big boobs busty shemale girlfriend Madonna in cock fondling photos from LatinaTranny.com:

        

        

        

        

‘Twasn’t all that long ago that I introduced you to the two foot long penis of Nikki Noblong from the Futanaria huge cock hermaphrodite fantasy site…

…and now I’m pleased to bring Nikki and her unfeasibly large penis back for another visit since she’s just released her prom night videos wherein we watch this UWE big dick girl pacing nervously in her prom dress as she anxiously awaits the arrival of her prom date. He’s late, of course, and it’s not long before Nikki begins to wonder if she’s been stood up - and, thinking about it, he’s probably quite intimidated by her penis as she does have one of the most massive cocks you could ever hope to encounter!

In fact, her gigantic genitals are so immense that I dare say her exceptionally well-endowed willy is too big for my liking! Now that’s truly something I never would’ve imagined myself saying, extreme size queen that I am - but, upon considerable contemplation, I find that this size cock is more to my personal tastes in penis size perfection. That said, I certainly wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to have a go on naughty Nikki’s huge knob for it’s sheer novelty value alone! Indeed, where else are you going to find a two foot long cock that can easily accommodate a handjob, a titfuck and a blowjob all at the same time, not to mention require at least three extra people just to jack off?

But back to our story: Deciding that her prom date has stood her up, Nikki is left all by her lonesome with only her magnificent massive cock to keep her company. So, rather than just wallowing in self pity, poor Nikki decides that wanking would be the next best alternative. After all, that enormous erection poking out from between her boobs in cleavage cock titfuck fashion did seem to be begging for attention (as I’m quite certain that, with her penis perched between her tits like that, it would be nigh on impossible to avoid titfucking it as she walked!). Soon enough, she’s sat down on the floor with her massive manhood well in hand, jacking her swollen shaft, licking her dick head and sucking herself off with abandon. So enamoured is Nikki by the engorged endowment throbbing needfully before her, she can’t help saying “I love you penis” in between blowjobs (hmmm, I wonder if she’s given it a name?)!

It takes about 15 minutes of massive penis masturbation before her balls are fit to burst, unleashing a most impressive orgasm showing gallons of cum on her tits and face in the process. In fact, at one point during the erotically extended cumshot sequence in this video, Nikki literally cums over her own shoulder with the seemingly non-stop spray of surging semen spurts hither, thither and yon! Is this the colossal cumshot heard ’round the world or what?! In the end, this endless gushing orgasm leaves her pretty pink prom dress covered in cum as her pulsing penis comes to rest still erect in the slippery pool of sperm soaking the floor surrounding her.

It’s within this post-orgasmic glow glistening in cum-covered glory that what is decidedly a rather sticky situation gets even stickier. As huge dick darling Nikki sits there nursing her cock and balls of the last remaining remnants of the enormous ejaculation adorning her beautiful body in a scene reminiscent of Carrie had they used buckets of cum rather than pig’s blood, the doorbell rings and she realises that her prom date has arrived! Oh bugger, whatever will she do now, as who in their right mind wants to date a girl covered in semen stains from her giant cock cumming (hmmm, I wonder if it’s too late to apply to be a surrogate boyfriend to stand in as a cock loving replacement? as I’d personally feel quite proud to show off my girlfriend’s giant penis to all of my friends at the prom party and probably spend the rest of the night cuddling her cock in the corner, ducking under the table to treat my prom queen to a sneaky blowjob every now and again. after all, a chick with a dick as big as hers truly deserves my fullest phallic attention!)?

Anyway, enough talk and on with the hardcore porn! Here’s sexy self-sucking prom queen Nikki Noblong masturbating her massive penis to oral orgasm in autofellatio videos that come with loving courtesy of Futanaria.com:

    

    

Having fallen soundly asleep to the feel of a beautiful pair of big tits pressed against my back and a soft, gentle hand wanking me off to dream land, I awakened unusually early and finished off my Maria Moore pizza man blog in record time. So, with my work well out of the way and despite having had three cups of coffee, I decided to crawl back in bed - having been beckoned by the beguiling big boobs of the half-slumbering busty blonde who’d jacked me off to sleep just a few hours earlier - perchance to catch a few more Z’s before formally starting my day.

Within mere moments I was out like a light - this time sans the sleep inducing benefits of masturbation - and rapidly reached an unusually lucid REM state. My dreams, as they were, involved my wife & I on our way to the local leisure centre for a swim. I was following just a few steps behind her as she entered the door when, suddenly, a man carrying two big jugs walked out right in front of me effectively blocking my entrance and, as I was moving at speed, I accidentally bumped into unexpectedly encroaching jug man hard and the subsequent impact of our collision woke me up with a start.

“What could this mean,” I wondered, still dazed in a semi-dreamlike state, “that a man with two big jugs would get between me and my wife?” Dream interpretation not being my strongest point, my analytical thoughts turned toward sex. Right then, we’ve got a man, obviously representing someone who has a penis, and a pair of big juggs which, of course, could only mean huge breasts entered into the equation as well. From that point, it was quite simple: Obviously, an individual well endowed with both a cock and big tits between the wife & I pertains to some sordid transsexual fantasy involving E-cup busty shemale Holly Sweet - mystery solved!

Glad that one’s sorted then as, whilst it’s not uncommon for a little cock to get between my wife & I every now and again (or sometimes a big cock, depending upon how lucky we are in the sexual selection process), it’s not generally the sort of thing that haunts me in my sleep. I’m also quite pleased as this means that perhaps my dream interpretation skills are up to snuff! And so, in celebration of my gift of somniferous discernment abilities, here’s a bit more of beautiful busty blonde EE-cup shemale Holly Sweet - this time in photos & hardcore videos from Shemale-Club.com:

        

        

        

        

    

Although I’m not aware of a transsexual teens niche in the world of shemale porn, but cute little blonde chick with a dick Kelly Tavares from Private Transsexual certainly could pass for a teenage tranny! I don’t know how old Kelly is for certain, but she certainly looks young & nubile enough to fit in the shemale teen category. In fact, perving over my past posts, I dare say she’s the youngest Tgirl I’ve ever featured on my ladyboy blog!

Ah, but finding tranny teens isn’t the only reason I’m featuring lovely young Kelly today. You see, there’s also the odd coincidence that back in the late-1980s I used to live in this lovely little lakefront town called Tavares in Central Florida! Hmmm, I seem to be drifting dramatically off-topic here. Oh, never mind. Just strike that whole last paragraph from your pornographic memory and all shall be well in the shemale world.

And so, as a brief aside to our usual big tits transsexuals, I just had to pop by for a quickie post in order to share this lovely young shemale with you today. Here’s tempting tender teenage tranny Kelly Tavares in these sexy teen shemale photos & videos from PrivateTranssexual.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

There’s nothing quite like waking up to a nice pair of big tits pressed into your back and a big cock throbbing between your ass cheeks. All the better if it’s someone like super sexy blonde busty shemale Jessie (who I dare say is the only girl whom I might let fuck me up the ass - me being averse to anal sex ever since I both unwittingly and unwillingly experienced a random cock / sphincter interface moment whilst taking a brief nap at a party way back in my teens - as Jessie strikes me as a truly tender transsexual fucker).

Indeed, what could be better than gently awakening to the naked morning glory that is the incomparably stunning Jessie in your bed every day (sure, I’ve got my own beautiful nude busty blonde in bed beside me, but there’s just something missing that I can’t put my finger on [mod edit: erm, that’d be her cock!]). And so, to feed the fires of transsexual fantasy, here’s super sexy shemale Jessie in bed air humping with her beautiful penis pointing proudly toward the ceiling as she anxiously awaits our arrival at TS-Jessie.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…ah, but inasmuch as it would be lovely to have this luscious ladyboy in bed, it’s moreso what I dream of doing to her - or her doing to me - that fuels my busty shemale fantasies with this picture of transsexual perfection and, to illustrate that, we’ll need some videos. I can easily imagine reliving the sexual misadventures of my tender teens when waking up to an uninvited cock up my bum - only, this time, I’d actually be up for an ass fucking (in more ways that one!). Ah, to feel her beautiful big breasts on my back as her acceptably large penis plows it’s ass plundering way through my willing rectum until my well-timed sphincter contractions in perfect rhythm with every sensual stroke of her big beautiful cock has her cumming buckets up my cum bum as my own engorged erection continues humping the bed in time with her thrusts hopeful of having an orgasm of it’s own. Thus, once again, here’s super sexy shemale Jessie fucking some bloke up the ass - and getting the shit fucked out of her in return - in these sensual transsexual anal sex video clips from her Cabin Fever movie at TS-Jessie.com:

    

    

Shortly before I discovered dick girls and subsequently took temporary leave of my senses hopelessly falling in lust with super sexy Rachel, I vaguely recall having introduced you all to superbly slim & stacked stunningly beautiful blonde busty shemale Kimber James. I’ve since serendipitously discovered that lovely big boobs chick with a dick Kimber has her own website packed with copious photo & video content of this transcendent transsexual beauty in all manner of soft- & hardcore sexual situations! And, considering that the proof is in the fucking (or so they say), I figured that some Kimber James hardcore might go down a treat for my first post on her personal site. Thus, here’s super sexy big tits shemale Kimber James fucking in fabulous photos & videos that come courtesy of KimberJames.com:

        

        

        

        

    

    

[ I solemnly promise that this shall be my last huge cock hermaphrodite fantasy from Futanaria - for a while, at least - as I’m sure you’re all growing quite weary of perving over gorgeous girls with giant penises already. Thus, despite them having provided me more phallic fetish fun than any porn site of which I’ve been a member, I vow to return to our usual fare of busty shemales as of my very next big tits transsexuals blog. ]

So sorry to whitter on about this beautiful herm girl so incessantly regarding her having the most beautiful cock but such pretty penis perfection never fails to leave me in awe over her enormous endowment (am quite sure my wife would like her, too, size queen that she is indiscriminately pulling big dicks wherever she may find them), but I find myself unable to evade my insatiable lust for cock whenever I so much as see her. Indeed, if someone as sublimely sexy and massively well-endowed as Rachel Ramrod ever flashed her penis at me, I’d be down on my knees in an instant with my lips open wide to receive her massive meatstick in my cum hungry mouth sucking her off with a big boner blowjob to completion until her orgasm until the sweet taste of her cum ejaculated within my oral orifice leaving me only to swallow her semen having been erotically overcome with huge cock worship.

The mere fantasy of having such as unfeasibly well hung honey as a horny hermaphrodite girlfriend of my very own, my slutty sex life would be even more heavenly than it is now! The mere thought of Rachel and her ravishing ramrod has been keeping me in constant spontaneous erections recently with such sudden hard-ons occurring at an alarming frequency to the point of jizzing my jeans with pre-cum at the most inopportune times! I blame the vast variety of huge cock fetish fantasies for this. For example, Rachel is so extremely well-endowed that I’m quite sure I could manage fucking her pussy and sucking her cock simultaneously (although, barring that, a nice horny two-handed handjob with my comparatively small cock in her cunt for added stability would do in a pinch as well!). Then again, I’m afeared that once I got hold of that picture of huge penis perfection, I’d never let go!

So, whilst I start working on my kung fu grip for those tight two-fisted handjobs and fitting a whole billiard ball in my mouth in order to accommodate her unfeasibly well-endowed dick head, I’ll leave you with a few photos & video hermaphrodite masturbation clips starring our amazingly well hung honey pleasuring her pussy with a vibrator whilst jacking off to extreme ejaculation all over her beautiful body (how’s that for a squirting orgasm (albeit from what would be a rather thick and inordinately long penis shaped clit!)?). In fact, it’s hard to tell whether she’d cum from with horny handjob or the pussy play (I just love the way that she asks in the throes of wanking ecstasy that we keep fucking her cock with our hands harder & faster)! And so, here’s ever lovely dick girl Rachel Ramrod in horny huge cock hermaphrodite videos that come courtesy of Futanaria.com…

        

        

        

        

        

…ah, but it’s what Rachel does after her wanking to orgasm orgy that’s hotter than the horny hell of Hieronymus Bosch. To see her deliberately drawing her sex spent shaft slowly toward her mouth to start licking & sucking cum from the massive dick head of her giant penis gets my cock leaking with joy juice. And I’m not the only one getting turned on by this horny hermaphrodite as she herself starts spontaneously cumming again aiming her ejaculation to cum on her tits this time before rubbing the remains of her semen on her nipples. This cum covered cutie with a huge cock and great heaping gobs of glorious glistening cum gushing down the sublimely sensual curves of her beautiful hermaphrodite body then teasingly licks her sticky semen stained fingers, tasting her cum and commenting on how delicious it is wishing we were there to share in its nutritious spermy goodness - and I dare say that I’d be first to dive between her legs and lick her dick despite the potential of my penis accidentally sliding into her pussy from slipping on semen soaked sheets!

All in all, a fantastic fantasy finish to this horny hermaphrodite handjob - truly the sexy stuff X-rated wet dreams are made of. I want Rachel’s cock in my mouth and I want it now. I need to feel her hot cum gushing against the back of my throat as her semen spews forth from my lips unable to contain this vixen’s viscous volume within my limited oral capacity. To feel the warm waves of sticky semen cascading down my naked body and pooling in to my lap as I instinctively commence jacking off my cunt craving cock with her cum for lubrication. Of course, should Rachel so wish, I’d be happy to hold off on the handjob long enough to stick my cock in her pussy for a fuck whilst I lovingly licked the rest of her ravishing ramrod clean of her tasty cum. Ah, the fantasies these videos inspire in a dirty old man like me. I must say that this heavy dose of hermaphrodite masturbation material is quickly becoming my favourite wanking fodder of all time. And so, once again, here’s the stunning Rachel Ramrod jerking off her massive penis in these hermaphrodite handjob videos that “cum” courtesy of Futanaria.com:

    

    

    

While I’m sure I’ll get over this giant cock kick soon - although I must admit having loads of phallic fetish fun perving over all the giant penis porn over at Futanaria - I just wanted to blog one more post about them before we return to our regular busty shemales of adequate endowment. I guess I’ve just been overtaken by a bit of an obsession over immensely oversized genitalia of late with all the huge cock transsexual porn & giant penis self-sucking shemales on show, that these massive male organs have been occupying an inordinate amount of my time so much so that I’ve hardly paid any attention to big tits!

Seeing so many massively well hung honeys makes me wish that my wife’s cock was as big as the unfeasibly well-endowed wedding tackle these dick girls are sporting as, indeed, that would make me a happy, happy man. I could well imagine myself just whiling away my days naked in bed, jacking her off incessantly until I was covered in a white, sticky cum bath from her enormous ejaculation (well, with whatever of her supersized semen missed my cum hungry mouth). Ah, but to dream. Cor blimey! If I had a girlfriend with a penis as large as Loann Loadblower, Dana Danglmor, Nikki Noblong or, God forbid, Rachel Ramrod - who, despite not having the biggest cock on the site, sports what I consider to be THE Perfect Penis circumcised and about a foot long with a generously wide girth and a big dick head the size of a small apple when erect - I would solemnly swear I’d stop my slutty habit of fishing for random strange cocks to pull at parties forever…

        

Then again, maybe it’s just the naughty novelty of watching all of these really cute chicks with dicks running around with their massive erections pointing the way, stopping for little masturbation breaks every once in a while so we can witness their colossal cumshots shooting out the big bell-ends of their hand-held pump action sperm cannons. I don’t know why, but seeing their horny huge cocks cumming buckets of semen serves to bring bisexual in me out of the closet and never fails to turn me on with a comparatively pitiful erection of my own! Now, if only I could find the futanari porn site devoted to gigantic female genitalia with monster clits, unusually long labia lips & super soaker pussy squirting I’d be well away!

Today’s fantasy involves big cock hermaphrodites fucking each other’s versatile vaginas until they explode in orgasm all over their sweet asses. Granted, these girls are a bit different from genuine hermaphrodites since their giant genitals are fully functional in all sexual respects, so today’s blog is moreso sort of a large penis hermaphrodite sex fantasy rather than erotic reality. Still, I have no trouble getting off on this stuff - hermaphrodite porn being such a rarity - and so I thought I’d share my big dick hermaphrodite fantasy with you courtesy of hard fucking hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite videos coming to you courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

    

    

Guilty pleasures, eh? Well, if you thought Caitlyn had a huge cock, wait ’til you get a load of UWE Nikki (and I do mean “load” in the literal sense, as this girl can cum buckets of jizz!)! Having spent the majority of my past two days over at the Futanaria massive penis fetish site, I’ve found that I had to coin a new acronym for referring to colossal cock. Whilst we’re all familiar with the old standby VWE for Very Well Endowed in the genitalia department, I though that UWE or Unfeasibly Well Endowed (which I feel fits the big dick niche quite nicely in giant penis parlance) would be far more appropriate for describing such hugely well hung girls as Nikki whose titanic trouser anaconda of a giant cock is a good two feet long or more (so much for the foot-long hotdog jokes) with a generous genital girth that’d be perfect for large penis pole dancing.

In this series of photos, we get to watch lovely dick girl Nikki self-sucking her enormous erection with ease - her massive penis reaching her cock hungry mouth without even having so much as to bend over - in effortless autofellatio erotica action before jacking off between her tits to an outstanding orgasm ejaculating endless gallons of cum in her cleavage and giving herself a pearl necklace which is more like a wide-band choker! And so, continuing on our theme of unfeasibly well endowed women with giant cocks so big they could make my eyes water, here’s the ultra-hung UWE Nikki sucking her own penis and cumming on her tits courtesy of Futanaria.com:

While I love big tits and would do almost anything to get my hands on a nice pair of huge breasts, my ultimate fantasy at the moment is to spend some quality time with a massive cock in my mouth - my enduring lust for gigantic genitalia being a long term fantasy fetish of mine. The largest penis I’ve seen in my life belonged to my girlfriend’s fiancee who had a cock length of 11 inches (didn’t get to suck off that one, though - in fact, he wouldn’t let me get anywhere near it when the three of us were fucking!) and the biggest dick I’ve sucked apart from my own (with autofellatio having been a favourite activity since I started self-sucking in my early autoerotic wanking days of incessant masturbation ’til I rubbed my poor dick raw) belonged to my wife’s boyfriend measuring in at a mere nine inches in length with a reasonably generous lip stretching girth and a copious cummer who just wouldn’t quit (in fact, he once “accidentally” landed a load of jizz in my eye whilst fucking opposite me in an MMF threesome as I straddled the girl’s face for a spitroasting blowjob with him pulling his penis out of her pussy as the first sensations of sperm shot through his swollen shaft in an enormous ejaculation showering us in semen as he shouted “tits & face, tits & face” intending to cum bukkake style across the voluptuous nude vixen stretched out willingly before us).

What I’d really like more than anything is a gorgeous girlfriend well endowed with an unfeasibly large penis (or a wank buddy boyfriend, for that matter, as I’m not bothered by their genital gender in the least) and by “unfeasibly large” I’m not talking your run-of-the-mill VWE ten-inchers but of genuinely giant genitals of such epic proportions that they’d have a hard time fucking anything without causing serious sexual injury. You see, I figure that someone with such a massive cock would be severely sexually frustrated at best, never having had the opportunity to lose their virginity let alone get a girl to give them a blowjob because their dick was too big, thus making them fair game as a willing victim for my attentive sexual attentions. Trouble is, I fear I’d never get anything else accomplished if I had such a hulking huge penis to hand, instead whiling my days away holding, caressing and kissing cock in an never-ending orgy of genital adoration. So orally obsessed would I be than I’d have a hard time keeping my big cock hungry mouth off of the enormous erection and spend all my time sucking it in hopes of at least getting my recommended daily allowance of protein in my diet from the frequent oral sex induced orgasms of cum gushing down my throat.

Having trolled the Large Penis Support Group gallery in search of supersized cocks to sate my lingering fantasy for shemales with big dicks and coming up nought, I decided surfing for giant penis porn might produce more prodigious results. And although my big cock fantasy isn’t likely to be fulfilled anytime soon in real life since such monstrously oversized genitals are moreso the stuff of sexual science fiction wherein massive mutant penises rule the Earth in fetish cuckold fashion, I did find some suitable big cock shemales whose gargantuan genitals could be stimulated to the most enormous erections ejaculating what seems like gallons of cum over at a transsexual fetish site called Futanaria (the lexicological origins of which I’m unable to determine). Therein I encountered literally jizz loads of massive cocks cumming copiously in hardcore shemale masturbation videos & porn pics. So, with the enduring desperate desire to see more enormous cocks in action, I immediately signed up as a monster she-cock loving member.

In fact, there was this one extremely well-endowed blonde beauty named Caitlyn whose monster cock was so massive the only sad way she could get any sexual relief was by fucking a blow-up sex doll with her huge dick then jacking it off on it’s inflatable tits & face. Oh to wrap my lips around the behemoth beauty, stretching my mouth to it’s full cock craving capacity whilst wanking the gigantic girth of her engorged erection until her cumshot sprayed such a copious volume of cum down my throat I’d be in grave danger of downing in the sea of semen ejaculating from her engorged member! She’s the ideal shemale sex partner, really, unable to achieve sexual satisfaction from fucking as her huge cock is too big to stick in anyone for fear of the point of penetration being damaged beyond repair. What she needs is a little tenderness from some size queen of a big cock lover who’ll give her massive member the TLC it so deserves - and I, for one, would love to be her lover lavishing sexual attention upon her neglected genitals with lots of licking, kissing, sucking and cock cuddling genital massage using both hands to bring her off to ultimate orgasm as often as she pleased.

And so, whilst I relish the thought of attacking sexy Caitlyn’s perfect penis with kindness - and, since she’s also endowed with ample DD-cup breasts, I believe her ample boobs are big enough to qualify her as a bona fide big tits transsexual (although boner fide might be more appropriate considering just how massively well hung she is with that fabulous foot long weiner willy of hers) - here’s busty blonde 34DD shemale Caitlyn all by her lonesome with her magnificent massive penis aroused to an enormous erection and only the poor pussy substitute of a plastic blow-up sex doll to keep her colossal cock company in these extreme large penis masturbation videos & photos that “cum” courtesy of Futanaria.com:

        

        

        

        

        

    

    

I am gobsmacked beside myself besotted with beauty having just witnessed the most stunning example of sublime feminine perfection in the form of a beautiful busty blonde girl named Kimber James. The thing is, in addition to those flowing locks of long blonde hair freely falling through the cleavage of her perfect big breasts held pertly aloft by a tanned & toned slender body making her a super sexy slim & stacked babe to die for, there is the minor fact that the gorgeous gender bending Kimber also has a penis…

…however, me being the sort of ambivalent sex slut who’d never let a little cock get in the way of my worship of women - to the contrary, the obvious lack of a pussy with an inviting wet vagina within which to sheath my swollen shaft is no problem as I’m perfectly content to have my orgasms elsewhere - we’ll just consider her boner a bonus, shall we? After all, I’ve got enough of an erotic imagination to use a blowjob to help indulge in my enduring and perverse love of large clits by transforming her cock into a clitoris as I suck her balls dry of sweet cum in a shemale emulation of female ejaculation - sexually creative bugger, aren’t I? ;~) - as a transcendental display of virtual transsexual gender reassignment surgery through the genital manipulation of mental transference. Why, I can even go so far as to turn her balls in the kind of swollen & pendulous large labia lips I so dearly love!

Sorry, I seem to have gone a bit esoteric on you there, haven’t I? No worries, why don’t I just shut up and show you the most stunning shemale I could ever have imagined in the fantastic fantasy form of the sublimely beautiful busty blonde transsexual Kimber James from Shemale-Club.com:

        

        

        

        

Those of you multisexual mavens who also frequent my BBW blog dedicated to busty plumpers & BBWs are well aware that I’m a bit of a chubby chaser by nature preferring real women of substance over the usual sticks with tits you’re typically deluged with in glamour models and the mainstream media. And, although I’d assumed that my particular preference for pleasingly plump girls was isolated to those of the female gender, my serendipitous discovery of busty voluptuous shemale Victoria Mason further revealed that my fat appreciation rules of attraction extended to transsexuals as well!

And, happily, in my pursuit of shemale plumpers I’ve just found yet another lovely ladyboy with a nice bit of extra flesh on her bones in beautiful Brittney Markham from Only Tgirls! Pretty and pleasingly plump with big boobs to boot, she’d make for the ideal transgendered cuddle buddy on those cold nights when you’ve got a taste for big tits and a little cock to keep you orally occupied (although that’s not to imply that she’s got a small penis in the least as it’s perfectly proportioned to serve as an all-night sucker!). Indeed, a busty voluptuous Tgirl like Brittney would be more than enough to send me to big boobs & cock loving chubby cuddler’s heaven!

I can but dream of cuddling under the covers with such a busty plump beauty as Brittney, pressed up tight against her face to face, tit to tit & belly to belly with only her penis between us to get in the way (ah, but sneaking up from behind her ample ass for a nice spooning in bed reach around handjob to completion would be all that’s needed to turn her turgid erection into a cuddly flaccid phallus to press up tummy to tummy once again) and, should her sweet cock erect and beg for attention in the night, I’d be more than happy to suck her off to orgasm between my lips before returning to our cuddle with a salty semen kiss.

But, alas, she’s not in my bed but rather sunning her beautiful body in the great outdoors in the video clips through which I encountered her pleasing pulchritude, laying supine before standing up and tucking her cock between her legs with her lovely little plump belly shaking hypnotically all the while. She then returns to her patio chair perch nude so we can watch her big boobs bouncing while she’s jacking herself off naked in these cute chubby shemale masturbation videos from OnlyTgirls.com: