Sit On My Cock

As you’re probably already painfully aware, I occasionally “cum” upon funny porn photos which inspire me to break into song (not aloud, mind, as my wife would probably think me a daft old bastard and have me committed out of annoyance over my incessant singing). Such was the case when I encountered the following photo of busty shemale Olivia from ShemaleYum

Sit On My Cock and Tell Me That You Love Me

…the silly song parody it inspired is, of course, anal sex oriented and sung to the tune of Monty Python’s “Sit On My Face” with these revised lyrics…

Sit on my cock and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your cock and say I love your tits, dear
I love to feel you fuck my ass
Yeah, baby, it’s a gas
But not in that way! ;~P

Sit on my cock and let me penetrate you
I’ll sit on your cock and suck you with my sphincter
Life can be bliss when we screw 96
With your dick up my ass and my dick up your ass we
Ejaculate!

…now, granted, that final anal sex scenario would quite more than likely be an anatomical impossibility (who ever heard of 96-position sex with my penis in her ass and her penis in my ass like some odd colorectal twin cock coupled anal Ouroboros anyway? besides, pondering impossible anal sex positions such as this tend to give me painful sphincter twinge just from the perverse and disturbing mental imagery they invoke!), but bliss and ninety-six did fit rather nicely into my shemale ass fucking titty ditty (albeit being a bad rhyme in retrospect). Right, then, enough waxing lyrical about tranny porn and on to the rest of the photos from this cock-assed comedy music inspiring gallery, here’s more of big cock busty transsexual Olivia from ShemaleYum.com:

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One Response to “Sit On My Cock”

  1. Tranny Lvr X Says:

    I’ll sit on Oliva’s cock whenever she wants!

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